GET DUMPSTERED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those clicks. People would bite on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, being bounced by those annoying filters. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-bustling empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just a